Hi readers, good to know you are here
again. What you are about to read is about this greedy voracious eater. I met
him at a dinner party I attended recently. This is how it all started...
Before we entered the venue, we registered
our names and there we were given table number. The table where my number fell
consisted of guys and ladies that were already engaged to each other. As the
program continued, I wanted to start a conversation with one of those ladies
but the spark was not there.
We did not really connect. Already, I was thinking
of changing my table hoping for luck with another lady. It wasn’t easy for me
to leave my seat for another seat in quest for a girl.
So, in order not to create
or be a nuisance, I decided to go to the table where my friend was. His name is
Mautin. This table is the table where I met this glutton. I greeted everybody
on the table including the glutton not knowing the kind of person he is yet.
Soon the servers started serving. The first thing they brought to our table was
small chops (chin chin & puff puff). Mautin and I were forming big boy.
We’ll put just one out of the chin chin in the mouth and chew for 45secs.
Meanwhile, this guy was rushing everything in his mouth in matter of little
time. I was a bit angry because he did not allow me to eat much of it. I didn’t
say anything. 10mins later, they served
us small chops again. He ate the lion share and finished the plate within a
short time. That when I knew there’s something wrong with the guy, then I
concluded I wasn’t gonna fight him or else it will be like a sizygy. Few
minutes later, what the servers brought to our table was punch drink. This guy
finished the cup they gave him and collected another cup before the server left
our table.
I could read it in the glutton’s friend’s eyes that he was ashamed
of his partner. Mautin and I were even talking with him and laughing
hysterically but his brain was not sharp enough to tell him that we were making
fun of him. Again, they served us rice but before any other person started
eating in the whole hall, this guy was half-way done with his food. He drank
the can coke immediately too. After sometime, they brought salad in just one
plate to our table. He drew the plate near to him himself.
He asked Mautin and
me if we’ll eat but, as a big boy now, we said no. I could hear him saying
‘thank God’ in his mind. Lastly, we were served lots of candy and chewing gum.
Still forming big boy, I took butter mint and Mautin took milkose. Can you
believe that this guy packed the rest? By the time the program ended, this guy
had already loosen is belt. Then I said to myself that this guy’s girlfriend
would have thought she’s got a responsible boyfriend not knowing that he is one
wombiliki wobia (glutton).
So, my lovely and
beautiful readers please follow me every week to read the latest ‘wowing’ thing
that has happened. I am sure you too might have one or two wowing thing
happened to you and you might wanna share it. If that’s the case, you can send
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