Friday, 13 September 2013

Glutton Friend

Hi readers, good to know you are here again. What you are about to read is about this greedy voracious eater. I met him at a dinner party I attended recently. This is how it all started...
Before we entered the venue, we registered our names and there we were given table number. The table where my number fell consisted of guys and ladies that were already engaged to each other. As the program continued, I wanted to start a conversation with one of those ladies but the spark was not there. 
We did not really connect. Already, I was thinking of changing my table hoping for luck with another lady. It wasn’t easy for me to leave my seat for another seat in quest for a girl. 

So, in order not to create or be a nuisance, I decided to go to the table where my friend was. His name is Mautin. This table is the table where I met this glutton. I greeted everybody on the table including the glutton not knowing the kind of person he is yet. Soon the servers started serving. The first thing they brought to our table was small chops (chin chin & puff puff). Mautin and I were forming big boy. We’ll put just one out of the chin chin in the mouth and chew for 45secs. 
Meanwhile, this guy was rushing everything in his mouth in matter of little time. I was a bit angry because he did not allow me to eat much of it. I didn’t say anything.  10mins later, they served us small chops again. He ate the lion share and finished the plate within a short time. That when I knew there’s something wrong with the guy, then I concluded I wasn’t gonna fight him or else it will be like a sizygy. Few minutes later, what the servers brought to our table was punch drink. This guy finished the cup they gave him and collected another cup before the server left our table. 
I could read it in the glutton’s friend’s eyes that he was ashamed of his partner. Mautin and I were even talking with him and laughing hysterically but his brain was not sharp enough to tell him that we were making fun of him. Again, they served us rice but before any other person started eating in the whole hall, this guy was half-way done with his food. He drank the can coke immediately too. After sometime, they brought salad in just one plate to our table. He drew the plate near to him himself. 
He asked Mautin and me if we’ll eat but, as a big boy now, we said no. I could hear him saying ‘thank God’ in his mind. Lastly, we were served lots of candy and chewing gum. Still forming big boy, I took butter mint and Mautin took milkose. Can you believe that this guy packed the rest? By the time the program ended, this guy had already loosen is belt. Then I said to myself that this guy’s girlfriend would have thought she’s got a responsible boyfriend not knowing that he is one wombiliki wobia (glutton).
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