Do you drive in Nigeria? Here is a quick download of the various kinds
of drivers to keep off whilst driving. You probably also have your fair
share of experiences with these type of drivers or you might actually be
one yourself but nonetheless, here is the list below.
The Danfo drivers:
Without a doubt, by far the most erratic set of motorists you will find
on the road. The ratio of vehicles to motorable roads in densely
populated states like Lagos may be highly disproportionate; but don’t
ever make the mistake of driving without adequate space (standard safety
distance)between your car and these popular commercial mini-buses.
These bus drivers seem to have a different kind of blood flowing through
them and are dare-devils even in the face of the law or law enforcers.
An example that comes to mind is along Ikorodu road, especially along
the Ketu axis where these buses conveniently drive on pavements on a
daily basis (especially late in the evening) like it’s no man’s
business. As for the BRT lanes; these specially segregated lanes are
more like testing lanes for checking their vehicles’ quick engine
response to sudden acceleration.
Unannounced Learners:
Every driver in Nigeria almost as a matter of necessity passes through
this phase-well if you didn't quite learn on the road without the big
‘L’, thumbs up to you! The real question here is how does one really
identify an unannounced learner? The first sign is the driver’s
closeness to the steering; whilst jerking acceleration during traffic
jams could pass as a second sign. Other signs are overly tolerant
drivers and cars with too many dents on several portions of the car.
Swaying Jumbos:
These drivers find it really difficult to maintain a steady drive on a
straight path. It might not necessarily reflect driver inexperience
because in most cases, it may be due to bad suspension systems and/or
poorly aligned vehicles.
Pedal thirsty freaks: These
drivers over-speed even on very tight streets and risk the lives of
others in the process. The major underlying drive for such high risk
behaviour is impatience; which in most cases is masked by secondary
reasons like being in a hurry, enjoying driving fast and experiencing
boredom. If you love your life, simply stay clear and don’t be one.
Another group of drivers that naturally fall under this league of
drivers are the drivers of empty full-sized trucks.
Determined Law breakers:
Just of recent I witnessed a full-sized MAN truck almost falling on the
road in the process of evading arrest by the Nigerian police that kept
pursuing with their Toyota hilux van. These individuals will do anything
possible to evade the police, FRSC or any other law enforcement
personnel. Your natural instincts at this point ought to be telling you
to keep off but then, you just might want to watch the whole drama
unfold forgetting you need to be alive to even tell the story.
Lastly,
it’s very important to note that there are dozens of disgruntled
individuals manning most vehicles you find on the road. Most people
have lost lives because someone had a bad day; so be very careful,
sensitive and focused while driving.
